Category: Pokoknya Ga Lucu!

Alkisah Demitri Saklitunov

Ibu Guru (IG): “Kamu anak baru?”
Murid Baru(MB): “Nggih eh iya Bu..”
IG: “Pindah dari mana?”
MB: “mBantul Buu..”
IG: “Namamu?”
MB: “Demitri Saklitunov”
IG: (Hmmm keren – dlm hati) “Kamu lahir di Rusia?”
MB: “mBoten, kelahiran Sewon…. mBantul..”
IG: “Bapakmu seorang Dubes?”
MB: “Bukan Bu, tukang ojek..”
IG: “Ibumu?”
MB: “Jual jamu gendong..”
IG: “Siapa nama bapakmu?”
MB: “Triyono..”
IG: “Ibumu?”
MB: “Sademi..”
IG: “Namamu kaya orang Eropa..”
MB: “Singkatan Bu, Sademi dan Triyono, Jadi Demitri…”
IG: “Oooww… lha Saklitunov?”
MB: “Saya lahir Sabtu Kliwon Tujuh November…”
IG: “Terus panggilannya??”
MB: “Demit Bu….”:D

Ternyata Bahasa Jawa sangat Sederhana

Choi Anam wrote:

Ternyata Bahasa Jawa sangat Sederhana, contoh:

1) Walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road = MLIPIR

2) Falling backward and then hit own head = NGGEBLAK

3) Falling/tripping forward (and may hit own face) = KEJLUNGUP

4) Smearing one’s body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it = MBLONYO

5) Riding an old bicycle = NGONTHEL

6) Got hit by a truck that is moving backward = KUNDURAN…